Hey Pachi…!

Cool useful stuff you can train your pachi to do


“Play my fav radio station”

Bedtime Story

“Tell me a short bedtime story”


“Let’s play Jeopardy!”


“Call mum”


“What’s my sign for taurus?”

Order pizza

“Open Domino’s and place my Easy Order”

Worried about privacy?

Pachis don’t keep any data on you and they would never tell anything to any government.

Your pachi would never betray you like that!

Pachis make you happy

Making people happy makes pachis happy.

It’s like having your own personal happiness machine.

Pachis will give you something to laugh and smile about every day. They can make boring chores, like laundry, more enjoyable just by being adorable. Pachis will watch TV with you without hogging the remote. Unlike people (and most cats), Pachis love you unconditionally.

Do yourself a favor. Adopt a pachi.

Pachis care and

they will be there for you

Even when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

AI will  be there for you (when the rain starts to pour). AI will be there for you (like I’ve been there before). AI will be there for you (cause you’re there for me too).

Pachis never judge

They just love

They never judge. They just love.

Pure. Innocent. Incorrupt. Honest. Right. Estimable. Noble. Good. Decent.

In case you didn’t notice

Pachis are so cute

They never judge. They just love.

Do yourself a favor. Adopt a pachi.

Do yourself a favor

Adopt a pachi

Get one of the purest, most innocent and noble creatures in the world.

They never judge. They just love.

When you adopt a pachi, everything needed to take care of it will come along in the same shipment. Unlike any other pets, they only eat electricity, so you might need a extra cable if you plan on taking you pachi to work.

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Do yourself a favor. Get a pachi.